June 2012
what the box says: serves four
what it means: serves me
May 2012
News in Britain: stamps have gone up 14 pence
News in America: cannibal eats man's face
“Single Female Lawyer
Fighting for her clients
Wearing sexy mini skirts
And...”
– This is stuck in my head. I’ve been watching too much Futurama. (via usuckathuntingufos)
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Mr. Darcy: hey, I just met you
Mr. Darcy: and this this crazy
Mr. Darcy: but I'm going to act coldly distant to you for a long time, then awkwardly admit my undying love to you and save you from liking a horrible liar and gambler, then propose to you, telling you I love you not for your beauty but for your mind.
Mr. Darcy: so call me maybe.
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“There is Greece, clapping with relief.”
– Graham Norton on sweden’s victory (via bamsaidtheshinylady)
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*French representative stood in front of the Eiffel Tower*
Graham Norton: I wonder which city he's in, it's so hard to tell.
“Many adults are put off when youngsters pose scientific questions. Children ask...”
– Carl Sagan, The Demon-Haunted World: Science as the Candle in The Dark (via blua)