(via miatorettoes)
other-dimensions-and-galaxies:
Black Books - Fran explaining the company (by lone wretch)
Every meeting I have ever been in.
"When someone is crying, of course, the noble thing to do is to comfort them. But if someone is trying to hide their tears, it may also be noble to pretend you do not notice them."
- Lemony Snicket (via psych-facts)
(via theblackship)
(via theblackship)
"Airports see more sincere kisses than wedding halls. The walls of hospitals have heard more prayers than the walls of churches."
- (via grizzlytales)
(via frecklegrrrl)
Interviewer: That is where he is heading.
Russell: You shouldn't say he when a person is present, you should use their name.
Interviewer: That is where Willy Brand is heading.
Russell: Who's Willy?
Interviewer: I don't know.
Russell: Is this what you all do for a living?
Do you know how you make someone into a Dalek?
(via meatcat-forever)
